Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

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William Maurice
William Maurice

How is Delta still in business?

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James Hubbell
James Hubbell

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

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Pegasus
Pegasus

Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

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Ivone de Figueiredo
Ivone de Figueiredo

Pointillism! Good one.

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James Smithe
James Smithe

So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

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hawkeye5955
hawkeye5955

From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

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Mark Dowse
Mark Dowse

First World problems............

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Cheers Queers
Cheers Queers

Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

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COLOURED LIONESS
COLOURED LIONESS

Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

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Em Boy
Em Boy

She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

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junglechick13
junglechick13

I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!

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Caf3in3
Caf3in3

she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

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superhavi
superhavi

4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

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Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

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Dana Bennett
Dana Bennett

That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

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misium
misium

Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

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Lela Kovarik
Lela Kovarik

I know how to restore paintings.

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Monique Ruriha
Monique Ruriha

Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

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Adrian Goldsmith
Adrian Goldsmith

Uou cxxx

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Ph@tMantv
Ph@tMantv

I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

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Vi W
Vi W

As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

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Jemppu
Jemppu

I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

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HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR

👂 👈 🤔

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Reverend Howl
Reverend Howl

England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

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Sunny
Sunny

As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

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Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots

Lol

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Burnell Browne
Burnell Browne

at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

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Julian Porter
Julian Porter

It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

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jcllings
jcllings

I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

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George Chiqovani
George Chiqovani

OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

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pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok

your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

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DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd

My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

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DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd

+Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

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Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

"entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?

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Rae Lynn
Rae Lynn

My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

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January Baby
January Baby

So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

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Jean Roch
Jean Roch

That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

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Pyro gaming
Pyro gaming

Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

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Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir

In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

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rpbsjy
rpbsjy

News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

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EbbWeaver
EbbWeaver

Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

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Chase
Chase

I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

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Liana Lanteigne
Liana Lanteigne

I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

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Michele
Michele

Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

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calkinsb0713
calkinsb0713

Regicide!

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Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel

@ 4:30 https://twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD

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Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel

There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

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George Catlin
George Catlin

the queen is evil

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I Created An Account For This
I Created An Account For This

It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

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Noopur Raval
Noopur Raval

Sausage guy is Dwight

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Veloflex
Veloflex

Oh glorious Germany, done it again

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pop5678eye
pop5678eye

My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

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John Larkin
John Larkin

Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

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captlaserrage
captlaserrage

I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

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Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance

Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

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North Pittman
North Pittman

Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

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adrienne gellman
adrienne gellman

Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

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ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

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ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

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ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

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Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

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ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

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Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

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Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....

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TheMrVengeance
TheMrVengeance

I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?

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LIFE WITH MEVA
LIFE WITH MEVA

this was hilarious 😂😂😂

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Claire Bear
Claire Bear

WE STAN STEPHEN

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Deborah Roby
Deborah Roby

Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

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Rocky Lion
Rocky Lion

What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

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J.T. B
J.T. B

Deep state tool

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Chris M
Chris M

The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

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Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

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Son of a Gun
Son of a Gun

we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting

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Doorhenge
Doorhenge

Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

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Kinga Kristóf
Kinga Kristóf

Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

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astaraelsget
astaraelsget

That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

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Jaxon K
Jaxon K

the wurst business plan

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Meredith Sexton
Meredith Sexton

XD XD XD XD XD XD

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The Prime Suspect
The Prime Suspect

Orange man bad

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BenderRodriguez10
BenderRodriguez10

That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

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yidingcao
yidingcao

Stephen’s British accent though. lol

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Piotr Swat
Piotr Swat

Hey! You better believe it!

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Tanujaa Ravikumar
Tanujaa Ravikumar

His impression of us 😂

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Tanujaa Ravikumar
Tanujaa Ravikumar

Watching this as a Brit... 😂

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Dara. Oloye
Dara. Oloye

*pulls out meat scepter *

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306 Motovlogs
306 Motovlogs

Came for the queen. Long live her majesty

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Maximilien Robespierre
Maximilien Robespierre

Best fake English accent done by an American ever.

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Dorth Surreal
Dorth Surreal

The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!

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An Marllo
An Marllo

Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒

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nula1998
nula1998

I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....

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Troy Shen
Troy Shen

How late could It Be

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Sandra C
Sandra C

So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!

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Jared Maples
Jared Maples

The slag heap

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Kevin Mcneil
Kevin Mcneil

I wish someone would just slap this clown .....

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Michael Arthur
Michael Arthur

Queen is evil af

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murdy1975
murdy1975

REALLY, THIS DUMBASS~ IS TRENDING , NOT EVEN A MILLION VIEWS.. GOTTA LOVE THE CENSORSHIT, WHAT A JOKE!

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darksideofthemoon
darksideofthemoon

Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.

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Mr BeardedGamer
Mr BeardedGamer

Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!

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John Baker
John Baker

I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.

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KieranDyck
KieranDyck

I think ylu used to be funny but it's gard to tell because you're so unfunny

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Kurt Ironmonger
Kurt Ironmonger

Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...

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Kurt Ironmonger
Kurt Ironmonger

The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.

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Richard Pasquin
Richard Pasquin

When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK! “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.

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Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo
Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo

El chapo’s thanos planning

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Terry Bonnell
Terry Bonnell

Queen Elizabeth protects the family jewels at all costs, thats why all royal males have to wear a cup in their jocks.

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Nina Clauselli
Nina Clauselli

Dramatic yacht rescue needed!! #HELP!!

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tom kat
tom kat

LAST TIME I WAS ON A DELTA FLIGHT !!!!!!! IT WAS HIJACKED 2 CUBA

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tom kat
tom kat

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 👑 IT'S A FASCIST REGIME SHE MARRIED A MORON And, HAS A PRIME MINISTER 2 MATCH !!!! CHARLES IS HOPELESS PRINCESS DI TOLD HER SO !!!!! WILL SHE EVER DI

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